You Are So Money and You Dont Even Know It

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• Trent : You're so coin and yous don't even know information technology!

• Trent : Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.

  Mike : That was and then demeaning.

  Trent : She smiled, baby.

  Mike : I can't believe what an asshole yous are.

  Trent : Did she, or did she non smile.

  Mike : She was grinning at what an asshole yous are.

  Trent : She was smiling at how money I am, baby.

• Mike : So how long do I wait to telephone call?

  Trent : A day.

  Mike : Tomorrow.

  Sue : Tomorrow, and then a solar day.

  Trent : Yeah.

  Mike : So two days?

  Trent : Yeah, I judge you could call it that, 2 days.

  Sue : Definitely, two days is like manufacture standard.

  Trent : You lot know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but at present it's similar everyone in town waits ii days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do y'all think?

  Sue : Yeah, but 2'south enough non to wait anxious.

  Trent : Yep, two's plenty not to look broken-hearted. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...

  Mike : Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll expect 3 weeks. How'south that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.

  Charles : Then ask her where you met her.

  Mike : Yes, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't call back. What does she look like? And and so I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?

  Trent : You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you lot desire but if you call besides soon y'all might scare off a overnice baby who'south fix to political party.

  Mike : Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?

  Trent , Sue : Six days.

• Trent : I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 moving-picture show everyone'south *really* hoping makes information technology happen. I want you to be similar the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy yous're not sure whether or not y'all like even so. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad homo, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

• Trent : Hey! What're you kicking me for? Yous want me to ask? All correct, I'll ask! Ma'am, where practice the high schoolhouse girls hang out in this boondocks?

• Trent : I'm gonna brand Gretzky'due south head bleed for super fan 99 over here.

• Trent : Y'all know what you lot are? Y'all're similar a big behave with claws and with fangs...

  Sue : ...big fucking teeth, man.

  Trent : Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's only like this trivial bunny, who'due south but kinda cowering in the corner.

  Sue : Shivering.

  Trent : Yeah, human being only kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

  Sue : And you're poking at it, yous're poking at information technology...

  Trent : Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I hateful? And the bunny'due south scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

  Sue : And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

  Trent : And yous got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you lot're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, human. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do yous know what I mean?

  Sue : You're like a big bear, man.

  Mike : So you're not just like fucking with me?

  Trent : No I'm not fucking with you.

  Sue : Honestly, human being.

• Mike : Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this 1 party and y'all're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna exit then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some daughter who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more of import she should be talking to. And it'due south like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she'south wearing a haversack, y'all know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded past a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you lot listening?

  Trent : Yeah, I'm listening.

  Mike : I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? Information technology just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't one-half the adult female my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me desire to fuckin' puke!

• [playing a hockey video game]

  Trent : I wish they still had fights in this game then I could bitch-slap Wayne.

  Mike : What? They don't have fighting anymore?

  Trent : Doesn't that suck?

  Mike : Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best role of the sometime version.

  Sue : I recollect kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.

  Trent : Yes but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads drain in this 1.

  Mike : Brand somebody'due south head bleed.

  Sue : No man, we're in the playoffs.

• [Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing video hockey]

  Sue : This is bullshit, such bullshit!

  Mike : The Kings suck in this game you should play another squad.

  Sue : I took the Kings to the loving cup.

  Trent : Yea, confronting the computer with the offsides off.

  Sue : They are a finesse team.

  Trent : LA is a fucking bitch squad. OOOOHHHHHHH!

  [Trent bodychecks i of sue's players]

  Sue : Bitch!

• Trent : Look at this, okay? I want yous to remember this face, hither. Okay? This is the guy backside the guy behind the guy.

• Mike : Yous shouldn't be sorry, yous're a winner. I'g the fucking loser. I'm the 1 who should exist sorry.

  Trent : Babe don't talk that style.

  Mike : Can we only go, please, tin can nosotros go?

  Trent : Baby expect at me, await at me. Yous're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.

  Mike : I want to go out.

  Trent : You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I desire you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

• Trent : Vegas, babe. Vegas.

• [on the way to Las Vegas]

  Trent : They're gonna requite daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?

  Mike : Do y'all call up nosotros'll get at that place by midnight?

  Trent : Infant, nosotros're going to be up five hundy by midnight!

  Mike : Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

  Trent : Vegas baby! Vegas!

  Mike : Vegas!

• Trent : Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if yous tell that bartender to become actress easy on the water, this fifty cent piece has your proper noun on it.

• Trent : Y'know, it'due south not then much me equally Roenick; he's practiced.

• Trent : So, what'd you remember of that Dorothy girl?

  Mike : The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that brand me some kind of fag?

  Trent : No, babe, you're money.

• Mike : What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to y'all, Snoop Dogg?

  Sue : Hey man, y'all're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew upward in L.A.

  Trent : Anaheim.

  Sue : Any, man. It'southward different out here. Information technology's not like New York, Mikey.

• Trent : I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'one thousand gonna pull me a Fredo.

  Mike : Yeah, well they're all skanks.

  Trent : What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.

  Mike : The beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.

  Trent : Expect at all the beautiful honeys here.

• Trent : There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that yous're money and that you desire to party.

• Trent : You lot take yourself out of the game, you start talking near puppy dogs and ice foam and of course it'due south going to end up on the friendship tip.

• Trent : Score Chicago!

  Sue : Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit!

  Trent : [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...

  Sue : Man, don't do the instant replay matter...

  Trent : No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit.

  Sue : Don't do the fucking...

  Trent : Well that'south why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you lot can meet if information technology's bullshit!

  Sue : You lot're unbelieveable.

  Trent : Well you know something, I am unbelievable.

  Sue : [Trent shoves Sue] Don't fucking touch me.

  Trent : When I'm not here will yous practice?

• Trent : All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I plough out to exist a sweetheart.

• Sue : Simply because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...

  Trent : Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna practise annihilation?

• Trent : [Getting fix to play video hockey] Yous prepare hip hop? You ready New Kids on the Block?

• [why Sue carries a gun]

  Sue : People get carjacked.

  Trent : Who'southward gonna carjack your fuckin' M-Motorcar? He's right Sue y'all don't need to comport a gat!

• Trent : Excuse me darling. I'one thousand deplorable. Wow. I desire you lot to remember this confront here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy backside the guy.

• Trent : All correct, all right I'll inquire her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high schoolhouse girls hang out around here? What? What? That's correct, I'm the asshole! I'g the asshole!

• Trent : Our baby's all grown upward.

• Trent : Oh Mikey you lot don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean area" horseshit, or the "Stone and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys similar you and me gotta kick information technology here, old school.

  Mike : Oh this is definitely 'erstwhile school'. This identify is expressionless.

• Trent : I'm the asshole is this place, right? I'm the asshole? I'm outta here! I'thou non eating here... I wouldn't eat here... I'd never eat here anyhow!

• Sue : Pause the game.

  Trent : Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.

• Trent : To the ladies?

  [raises glass]

  Mike : To the ladies.

  [clink glasses]

• Trent : Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

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